A new divorcee takes the expression split everything in half literally!

Ish! I'm not sure I would have found it funny! A newly divorced German knew he would have to separate all of his possessions with his former sweetheart so he decided to add a little (a lot) of irony to it by cutting the majority of their commons in half! To top it off he has the nerve to sell half of ITS goods on Ebay to make some money.