A Guide to the Different Kinds of Beards - Is a guy with a big beard yes or no?

The site 9gag just shared a guide to the different kinds of beards brought to you by Real Man Real Style. I don't know about you but the Circle Beard, the Balbo and the Mutton Chops make me laugh. Are they going to release a guide on what to put in his beard to seduce girls? We remember that there was recently the fashion to put flowers in it to attract nice ladies.