The best and the worst of the Quebec web - 2012 review
For the Petit Petit Gamin this year we really had too much fun with videos / the Quebec web. Seriously Youtube should pay Quebecers for the pearls we create, we are geniuses. Whether it's the sexy photos by Céline Dion, the opening of the site Cougar Quebec, top pictures from Laval Jim Lego, the MC Gilles fanpage, Watatatow actors meeting for a song or Saguenay the movie… We had a lot of fun. As the web rolls super fast, it's possible that if you went to buy Skittles at the convenience store or that you tied your shoes (ok ok I'm not going to say that you have velcro shoes like me) that you have missed a viral hit from Quebec. So I'm doing this little little review to update you or make you rediscover our home treasures.
Momo, aka I've been pissed off like a tadpole in water since I got known, has hit the internet like a bomb. This small segment of a capsule on thecandy event gave us 3 delicious expressions in a video:
1. "Tequila, Heineken, no time to fool around"
2. "Me there, me there, I'm going to add dancehall to the event with swarms"
3. "Film my feet, from the Clarks Clarks"
There was also the female version of Momo, we can call her the beautiful Momotte, who gave us the splendid line "Me, I'm naughty, I'm going to go there". She offers us her dancing "talents" with a hickey. Unfortunately for her, her video has not reached 100 views yet. Maybe missing a little more splits or more hickeys?
Mario Benjamin had warned us that his clip was going to be a huge success, he even told us IN CAPITAL LETTER. I have to admit that seeing the flying grandma at the end of the “These kids” clip was, for me, a highlight of 2012. I think I shouted “Ben noooooon! This is ART ”. For 2013, I wish him to spend more of his time on creating another clip / another cause than continuing to bicker with Gab Roy.
How to advertise your restaurant better on the internet than this gem of an interview. This little gourmand convinced me to buy myself a poutine with delicious replicas: "The poutine from Valentine's is the best, I eat it and I have the taste buds that go crazy, I have the neurons that make hey hey where is valentine's poutine. Usually the poutine on its own, but today why not try the hot doyy ”
If you don't know what to say at a dinner party with your parents or on a first date with a top lady, I invite you to take some notes while watching the excellent video: L'illuminé du Couche Tard. Over 12 minutes of secret revelations that swallow up like a 2-liter Pepsi. It's like speeding up a history lesson!
After a good big history lesson, why not learn a little geography now. Did you know that you find several countries in Florida?
You have a hard time arguing in life. You know you're right but you always lose every argument you have with your friends. Do you need a master to help you become a champion? A bit like in Karate Kid, are you looking for your Mr. Miyagi? Here's the man for you, illegal or legal landfill monitor? Yes Yolande Ouellet was still alive, I think I would make a cupid of myself and throw a romantic dinner between her and Mr. Miyagi Remblai.
PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE
Hope my track record isn't too flat, I don't want you to fall asleep like Etienne Boulay by reading my article.
Marie-Élaine Thibert turned into a raven angel the instant of a long clip this year. I'm giving a grade of A + with unicorn tights for the "Sans Toi" music video, thanks for the ultimate entertainment. A collaboration between Marie-Élaine Thibert and Mario Benjamin for 2013 is on my wishlist.
Black Man Don't Care in Montreal has reinvented the way to fill up with gas or go buy a big bag of jujubes. Why dress up when you can be scorching naked!
You're looking for a sport to lose weight after all the holiday parties. I offer you this sport from Drummondville, rollerblading in winter with a fur coat. A little dangerous but super fun, plus you risk being interviewed by people. Isn't that beautiful? But the streets must be "cleared" otherwise you will not be able to practice your new favorite sport.
As our friend Claude Poirier would say, LCN's magic screen is “fuckyall»!
You are cold? Are you tired of shoveling? Do you ever look wistfully at your jar of sand that you brought back from Wildwood? For your greatest happiness, you must listen to "This Summer Dream" which will give you good memories and an even stronger desire for summer to arrive. The little Jérémie and Thierry must also be looking forward to the summer.
You want more summer… good good good, maybe I have another Quebec viral success for you. Éric Lapointe's “Brume de votre bouche” is made for you. Everything is there: open white shirt, a sailboat that goes fast, a beautiful pitoune who drinks champagne, sand and a kind of drowning of our friend Eric. There if you're not overjoyed by my 2 ultra summer summer videos, I don't know what to do.
The eagle on Mount Royal was Quebec's biggest hit on the web this year. With almost 40 million views, the students of the NAD Center had a homerun. This is the second most popular article this year on Petit Petit Gamin just behind the famous and delicious dip in a frozen pool.
I hope 2013 will be just as great!
I love you.
* I did not put anything on the demonstrations otherwise the ticket would have been interminable!