But where is our youth going?

The world will never cease to amaze me. Always seeking to push the limits of party (and the acceptable) a little further, young Americans have developed a new technique to get high: soaking a tampon in vodka so that it absorbs the liquid well, then insert it into an orifice (vaginal for girls, anal for boys). As the alcohol is released directly into the blood stream through the mucous membranes without being processed by the liver, the effect is much more intense. It's frankly disgusting and rather dangerous, but it's a great way to get drunk while keeping your breath fresh!