//June (Page 2)

In 2 days it's St-Jean. Being a teenager is synonymous that I will drink my life (i.e. 3 beers Tornado and after everything turns). At the dawn of this St-Jean 2011 where the case of 24 is not allowed in the city of Quebec, I sincerely think of returning to my roots and returning to celebrate (my life) at the Center de la Nature in the superb / resplendent city of Laval aka I like the Tempos. At the Center de la Nature you have the right to a huge green space, to scare the children of the nice families, in addition it's quite easy to sneak in beer and listen to Grégory Charles who takes up all the space even if he is accompanied by his choir/little singers. It's true, I had forgotten, they moved the event to the parking lot of Cégep Montmorency where the green space is cement with Civics, that the little old people replaced the fearful children and that Grégory is always present. How can I make my St-Jean 2011 unique? I offer you a little little guide to celebrate/underline this event as it should be: 1. Before going out and drinking/dancing [Intervention of a pimply teenager: Ayoye man pis 'aliens] you absolutely have to sing hand on heart the national anthem of Quebec (O Kebek Barnak) by Raôul Duguay (why it wasn't Grégory who did it, it would have been better with his choir or Whoopie Goldberg with the Sister Act sisters). You don't know how to get your hands on your heart while listening to this hymn, here is the example of Jenny Tremblay and little Steven Demers-Thivierge-Gauthier (3 surnames, is it weird?)                                             2. You absolutely must update your Facebook picture profile to underline the St-Jean event with a neon powder blue marker. If you really want to be "sua coche el gros" you put a Quebec flag on the wall of your room hung with Scotch tape or blue gum and you stand in front to take your picture. If you use a cheap camera it'll be even better for the end result.                                     You want to surpass yourself for this 2nd stage of success of your St-Jean 2011, then you have to score with as many mistakes as possible how "thu is proud to be kébhécois pî qke tu la's sule koheur le drappot d'hicithe!"